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Wednesday, 2 December 2009

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A judge that ruled in favor of Jennifer Lopez in a case against an ex-husband has made the actress and singer very happy.

The court ruled that her ex, Ojani Noa, will not be able to use footage of the couple shot on their honeymoon or during their marriage in his edited reality series to make money for himself.

A scene that most terrified Lopez to have shown in public was one from their honeymoon where she is seen being spanked.

"I didn't want that to get out in the open," said Jennifer. "Nobody likes their private lives to be known by the world, especially since I was a really, really, bad girl that day and did some mean things and deserved it. Besides, he had to use a wide angle lens to get all of my but into the picture."

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