HOLLYWOOD - George Clooney and Cameron Diaz have just been signed to star in MGM's motion picture Oops - The White House Party Crashers Story.
Clooney said that he is looking forward to portraying the dashing, debonair, and big-balled Tareq Salahi. He said that he spoke with Mr. Salahi on the phone and Tareq was thrilled to hear that Clooney would be portraying him in a movie.
Cameron Diaz said that her role of Michaele Salahi will probably be one of her hardest roles ever. She said that she has studied Michaele's mannerisms and she feels that she can capture her weird, high-pitched laugh, her extreme confidence, and the cute little way that she smacks her lips every time she winks.
Diaz said that she met with Michaele at The Lord Baltimore Prison For Bitches were Mrs. Salahi is presently incarcerated. Diaz said that the other female convicts have already named Michaele as The Convict With The Prettiest-Looking Lips.
She has also been chosen to participate in an in-house prison lottery to see who is the lucky inmate who gets to have Michaele as her cell mate.
Michaele informed Cameron that she has already managed to make nine automobile license plates.
The movie is being directed by famed Japanese director Takishi Yuckasucki who last year directed Godzilla - An Inquisitive Look Back.
Also appearing in the motion picture will be Jaime Foxx as President Obama, Halle Berry as the "First Mama," Andy Dick as Sean Hannity, and Bob Uecker as Vice-President Joe Biden.
Meanwhile reports coming out of Hollywood are that So You Think You Can Dance host Cat Deely was treated at a local neighborhood clinic due to a second degree smile infection.