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Tuesday, 1 December 2009

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A new release by UP2 has an interview that most people missed and we thought we would add our 350 pounds worth.

Apparently Adam Lambert is blaming his recent bizarre behavior on the American Music Awards on the fact that he used to be huge!

Well, he's huge now, but back then, he was huge as in obese.

"I used to weigh nearly 350 pounds" Lambert is said to have told a representative of the UP2 News ticker. "A person gets a lot of attention when he looks like Dale The Whale. Then I lost the weight trying to save my life and establish a career, and nobody noticed me like they did before."

So, he apparently acts up from time to time to get attention instead of allowing his singing to do the trick.

However, don't write off his explanation just yet. Psychologist George Gorgeous, the author of "Why We Eat Like Hippos" told UP2 that there's something to what Lambert is saying.

"It's about average for kids who were made fun of, for their weight, or their appearance of being a Hippo -hence the book title -to act out as Adam Lambert did on that TV show."

"I once weighed 400 Plus pounds and I know what I'm talking about. In fact, I weigh over 375 right now and look at this......! (Ever seen an ass that size!!)

UP2 then interrupted their feed, probably lost it completely, and we will have to check back with them later.

Meanwhile, in a related matter, Kirstie Alley says that she once weighed ten pounds, three ounces.

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