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Monday, 30 November 2009

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No one has been talking about it to the press but a row on the set of Twilight resulted in one group pulling for Robert Pattinson and another for Sam Uley, one of the werewolves!

The row was in the exercise room. One day Robinson would have the record and the next day, Uley.

"We actually had all kinds of competitions", stated Uley. "The girls had some also. You can ask them who won, but Pattinson got me in the end."

While everyone was trapped into the shoot, those in between took out some frustrations, used up energy and kept in shape, by a whole room of exercise equipment.

"We were all really competitive and supportive of one another. One time, I had the highest score on this rowing machine and the next day I came in and Rob had beaten me," Uley told the Daily Star. "That was on the last day.

"I won the jogging contest! Beat all the star girls", yelled an extra. "I don't know if Kristen or Greene came in second. Ask them!"

A stage worker says that the press wants them telling everything that goes on during the shoots and they put out stupid stories about it.

"By tomorrow, some idiot will put that rowing competition out as "A Row Between Actors On the Twilight Series Stage!"

"Bunch of lowlifes. Enough real pissing contests without all the added stuff. Especially among the werewolves! Ha!"

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