Written by Aisubeki Akiudo
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Topics: Cheryl Cole, Makeup

Monday, 30 November 2009

image for Cheryl Cole a 'Minging Munter'
Stinky Dirty Arsecrack of a face

(Defecated News) We love to hate them, but paparazzi give the showbiz world the exposure they deserve. From 'up-skirt shots' of Brittney Spears to killing Princess Diana - they have served the community honourably.

However, their recent photos of Cheryl 'lost her Cherry a long time ago' Cole have left even their peers speechless.

It turns out that instead of being a piece of trailer-park trash with make up on, Cheryl Cole is in fact, a minging munter.

The photos, taken in hope to 'get to he bottom' of her sexiness in light of recent stories have proven the opposite.

It would appear to her fans, therefore, that as well as being as much of a mime artist as Marcel Fucking Marceau, she has a face like a slapped baboon's arse - with a fungal infection.

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