Amy Winehouse, who usually comes out the victim of anything that happening in any situation or anything unusual happens, lost a friend last week in New York.
"The two of them were on the subway with us", stated a witness, "and the lady that HAD to be Amy, right? Anyway, she gets up to stretch. I heard her later tell the police that her ass had went to sleep from sitting and that it sometimes snored. She then laughed and hooted really loud, but then looked back at her former friend and sobered some."
According to the witness, Amy told the police while he waited to make his statement as a witness, and Amy stated, "I get up and left my friend, Amy, sitting there in the back. No, I'm Amy, Leona..poor old Leona. My best friend in all New York City. Barbara, that's it. Barbara Landis."
Winehouse went on to describe that as she approached her best friend...Barbara, Barbara suddenly exploded into flame.
"She was sitting there drinking some pop and whoom! Ball of fire! One big flame! Not gay or anything. That guy over there said that it happens sometimes. Well, it's never happened to ME!"
"Well, it didn't happen to me this time, but someone close to me like Leona."
Winehouse, who has locked herself up in her apartment ever since the affair, has came to the door and given one quick interview.
"You go along life's highway and one minute you're talking to your best friend, Amy, and the next minute you look up and you're talking to a pillar of charcoal."
"Boy, did I feel silly. I'm staying here until they quit laughing at me. Not my fault....poor Leona."