Former page three model, and subject of millions of male fantasies back in the 80's, Samantha Fox was tonight voted out of the jungle on ultra crap Z-list celeb reality show "I'm An Asshole! Get Me Out Of Here Now!"
The vertically challenged star, who enjoys a relationship with a woman in real life, in a kind of gay way took her eviction from the camp with dignity.
Which prompted a series of frantic calls from recent camp deserter, Katie Price aka Jordan, to producers, begging them to let her re-enter the camp.
Katie declared that in an ideal world, she'd be back with Aussie croaker Peter Andre in a happy marriage, adding that shit with weirdo transvestite cage-fighters could happen to anybody.
To emphasize her point, Katie then bared her breasts for photographers, and stated that the only boobies up for exploitation for the TV audience were those of Kim, out of 'Kim And Aggie - How Clean Is Your House?'
"She does have massive boobs," Katie Price admitted. "And Australia is probably the best place for them. They've been 'heading south' since 1972. The viewers want to see real boobies on their screens. Even if they are plastic."
Former boxer, Joe Bugner, told the 'Bush Telegraph' that he'd welcome Katie back with open arms, providing she gave him a 'Placcy Tit Wank'
Geordie presenters Ant and Dec were too busy counting their money to comment.
That Italian chef fellow was too busy gesticulating.
At least, that's what he told us.
More as we get it.