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Tuesday, 24 November 2009

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"And next up, some kittens being crushed by a lorry."

A new presenter has been unveiled to host 'You've Been Framed'. Lucifer Morningstar, ageless, has been selected to introduce the home video snippet show on ITV.

Former presenter Harry Hill is leaving the show to concentrate on actually becoming funny.

Morningstar was chosen for his irreverant style and cutting edge wit. "We saw him in his brief stint on 'Pets Do The Funniest Things' and just loved his style," said Sally Patterson, head of light entertainment.

"He can really cut people down to size with one comment" she continued.

When questioned about Morningstar's alleged bad temper and unreasonable artistic demands, Patterson is optimistic, "every one of our past presenters has had demands, that fat one from Emmerdale, always eating cake, old Beadle had to have his whisky on standby, it's always been the same."

The crew of 'Pets...' were not so hopeful though. "I have to talk quietly, he hear's everything, even if he's not here," said Dave Brockenburst, former boom operator on the show, "we had to watch everything we said, he'd have these mood's, you know? Then when thing's didn't go his way members of the crew started disapeari..ugh...argh..AARRGGGHH!"

Unfortunately Dave's head unexpectedly imploded at this point of the interview, and he was unable to continue.

Morningstar was unavailable for comment. He was busy starting a war in Latvia and drowning a baby in Mannheim.

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