Following Katie Price's shockingly predictable 'I'm A Celebrity' runner, from the jungle, an announcement is expected that Dublin twin disaster duo John and Edward Grimes are jetting down under as we speak to add a little pzazz to the jungle malarkey.
Some seasoned commentators are said to have advised against the move, but he apparently was too preoccupied with drooling, gawping, and telling whoever would listen that Jedward have really hit the big time now and that they really do make him feel 'young' again.
Although he didn't specify exactly how the twins made him feel 'young again.' We'd hazard a guess that the weird haircuts and the total destruction of 'Baby I'm Your Man' - which was never much good in the first place - played some part in Walsh's own personal Dorian Grey moment.
Katie Price called the jungle a 'shit hole' and slung her hook. She was last seen talking to a multitude of cameras, telling the world that she's had enough, that it's not about money, that it's not about her career, and it's not about her fellow campers.
It's expected that Jedward will take over from Katie the Price as they become the nation's favourite 'love to hate' figures - if the amount of boos and jeers they were subjected to in the swinging of the X-Factor axe are anything to go by.
Simon Cowell was allegedly laughing up his sleeve at the thought of Jedward covered in a heaving mass of cockroaches, covered in gunge, and eating kangaroo bollocks and mashed up beetles with a side salad of mealworm larvae.
Of course, none of this can be absolutely confirmed yet, but we're expecting the news to break real soon.
Meanwhile, Joe Bugner, ex World Heavyweight Champion(?) and Kim the Cleaner play with some snakes.
More as we make it up.