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Sunday, 22 November 2009

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Jedward appearing in a Dubai Brothel near you !

The British public finally made a sensible decision tonight and voted out Louis Walsh's haemmorhoid strokers Jedward.

Sadly this move means that Walsh will now need reconstructive surgery since the prize tits he has been flashing on the show for the last thousand weeks are now gone.

In other X Factor news the Welsh Army has been recalled from the city walls of Dublin, after their local hero Lloyd survived another week.

Jones the Steam General in Chief of the Viet Taff said tonight, "We've returned the one rifle and three bullets we had back into the safe in Cardiff and we've recalled our victorious commandos, justice for Wales has been done."

Jedward are in mourning tonight but it is understood that Walsh has already shed the tumours after agreeing a massive contract for them, they'll be pimping their pimply arses for 30 Euros a pop to oil magnates in Dubai by Christmas.

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