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Sunday, 22 November 2009

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A preview from the collection

New York - (WallSmart): The nude-colored line comes in subtle flesh tones featuring separates, underwear, swimmers and a fabulous formal two-piece suit.

It will be launched on the Hannah Montana star's 17th birthday this Monday.

"And not a trace of that raunchy Pretty Woman shmatter about it," publicist Daisy Pettals commented, "unlike Wednesday's birthday party, heheh!"

Last week's celebration at New York's Root Canal Room in the downtown orthodontic enclave saw Cyrus promoting stunning new veneers a la Julia Roberts' own magnificent dentisty in the 1990 Richard Gere rom-com.

"'Smiley' Miley was braced for some criticism at that revealing Vivian Ward party outfit," Pettals added.

"Fortunately everyone including Constantine Maroulis and the entire Broadway Rock of Ages cast absolutely loved it!"

Zac Efron's present to Miley is a big secret.

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