O.J. Simpson, in prison for some time now for armed robbery of himself, which shows his mental capacity, will have a new reality TV show on FOX in the Spring, says a FOX rep.
"Everyone knows O.J. hasn't the brains of a six-year-old, even though the police still haven't gotten anywhere over his murder trial, which show THEIR brain capacity, but many still think old O.J. is a hunk!", stated a long-winded Brian Parsley.
"And, I will have to agree with that opinion."
In the first show, O.J. is set to introduce his significant other and SIGNIFICANT is the world alright if you've ever seen him in the showers.
"This is "Mo" Biggers", states O.J. on that first show or rather, the first screening of a possible show, which has now been approved. "Please ignore all the noise in the next cell because he's new. On our show, we're going to have some fun with, "How to make a shiv", "Hood fight strategy", "When best to take a shower when your buddy isn't with you" and "How to keep your dignity when they make you duck-walk with you mattress over your head around the yard while naked".
"You'll get to meet Joe 'The Maniac Killer' Ginsberg, but only briefly and "The Monk" who won't come out of the sweat box in isolation."
FOX has announced that there will be a warning before each episode: "Warning: This show could cause suicide in people fearing arrest with bad hemorrhoids."
So ladies, hold on, O.J.'s coming! Ahunka, Hunka, Hunka!