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Friday, 20 November 2009

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Today's Menu - Kangaroo Anuses - Yawn.

A Brit reality TV show was today slated by critics as just a continual version of the same old crap, recycled over and over again.

Katie Price, aka Jordan, glamour model and celebrity slapper has provided a smidgin of interest, but apart from her, and ex-pugilist Joe Bugner it's basically more of the same old shit reheated.

We've had the cockroaches and the mealworms and the gunge. We've had the spiders and the snakes, the rats and the lice, and the baby crocs with their jaws tied up.

So what next?

Something original?

Sadly no. Just more of the same old tired crap.

The next Bushtucker Trial involves a vending machine, where the contestants will vie to eat grubs, kangaroo assholes, koala bear bollocks, penguin cocks, emu foreskins and probably cockroaches.

A leading TV critic from an infamous Brit redtop told us:

"This is dumbing down on a massive, unprecedented scale. It's been the same old shit year after year, and the discussion programme which follows on ITV2 is even more moronic. If that's possible. As far as I'm concerned they can stick their show up their arses"

More as we get it.

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