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Friday, 20 November 2009

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Larry King has become, of all things, living proof that there is life after death and he doesn't know how to take it.

"I never set out to prove any great religious belief, just interview a few people, have a little fun and enjoy myself both on the air and at the end of that tunnel of light I often travel at night."

"Saw Michael Jackson last night but he wouldn't do an interview."

Meanwhile atheists around the world say that King is just out of it at night or has had a little drinky-poo and imagining things. That there is no life after death.

"I'm afraid they're dead wrong", stated King. "These people at night tell me some things that are about to happen and they have all occurred. Wish I could show those on my show but they'll probably be seen in the future, I don't know."

When an atheist in the audience got up and yelled, "YOU LIE!" King wasn't disturbed in the least.

"You're out of here! No, no. Don't throw her off the show. I mean, she's out of here because I saw her washing Mother Teresa's feet last night, bringing her a nice glass of The Domaine de la Romanee Conti 'La Tache Cru', a nice burgundy."

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