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Friday, 20 November 2009

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The next chapter in the Twilight saga is about to hit the big screen and it's already sure to be a huge hit.

Now fans may get a bonus as different actors of the movie may show up at the grand opening.

"We're planning to travel", Robert Pattinson was overheard to say over fan screams, according to sources at the Mall of America, where fans were lined up inside in relative comfort.

Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart were also "on the road".

Twilight: New Moon opens at midnight on Friday and theaters are already selling out for the entire weekend.

There were long lines beginning as early as Wednesday in some cases as fans camped out getting ready for the show.

New Moon picks up where Twilight left off, continuing the star crossed love triangle between human Bella, her vampire boyfriend Edward and her friend Jacob, who also just happens to be a werewolf.

In fact, there's a whole pack of werewolves in the show, good & bad.

At the Mall of America, most of the evening shows were sold out through the weekend as legions of mostly female fans fall or a love story they can really get into.

Many Moms "chauffeuring" their teenage daughters admit, "OK, OK we love them too! But don't tell their dads!"

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