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Friday, 20 November 2009

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A visual representation of Aerosmith without Steven Tyler.

Aerosmith have sensationally announced their replacement for Steven Tyler.

As reported in Aerosmith Look For New Singer the band were hunting for a new singer after tensions with Tyler flared due to his apparent falling off the wagon.

In a shock and awe moment of madness Joe Perry and cohorts have announced Jedward, John and Edward Grimes from X-Factor, as Tylers replacement.

"We felt the oppurtunity was too good to miss," said Perry, "no one single person could hope to replace the stage presence that Steven brought to our shows, so we thought two people might! And the fact they can't dance suits us too, Steven never could."

When asked if Perry thought they would cope with the singing of such hits as 'Janie's Got A Gun', 'F.I.N.E', 'Young Lust' and 'Love In An Elevator' his response was short. "We're not playing them, the boys can rap as evidenced on the Vanilla Ice/Queen thing they did, so we're just gonna play 'Walk This Way' over and over again. End of."

The Irish bufoons are set to make their debut with the band at a secret warm up gig in Whitstable at the weekend.

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