With news this week that the grandfathers of rock, Aerosmith, are searching for a new singer we can sensationally reveal some of the names that have been linked to them.
Steven Tyler has been seemingly ousted from the band amid rumours of his wild ways returning, and with their 40th anniversary tours scheduled the boys are on the lookout for a replacement.
Nik Kershaw, small bloke from the 80's, was seen talking in depth to guitarist Joe Perry last week at an undisclosed nightclub, stirring rumours of a possible union. Although this reporter can't see it working. 'Love In An Elevator' just won't work if the person singing it can't even reach the buttons.
Another singer seen out with Perry was X-Factor's Jamie Afro. The big haired weirdling and ex X-Factor contestant, was seen partying with Perry at a poolside barbeque in Wigan at the weekend. Initial thoughts are that this may at least ensure an appearence from the 'smith, at Simon Cowells request, for one of the live shows.
Reports that Daniel Beddingfield, Burt Bacharach and even Cliff Richard have all shown interest are at this time not confirmed, however Barbera Streisand has thrown her hat in the ring.
Lord help us.