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Thursday, 19 November 2009

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In an interview by an Ohio radio station prior to a concert on Sunday night, Miley Cyrus was asked what she thought about the Twilight Saga.

She could have simply said she's never read the books or seen the first movie as the second one, New Moon, which is coming out. Instead, the singer chose to blast away at the vampire series:

"I've never seen that stupid Twilight, nor will I ever see it. I don't believe in it. I don't like vampires, I don't like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I'm watching TV at night, I don't want anything to do with it. The slow-moving mummy is stupid! I don't like the shirts, I don't like any of it. I hope the theaters stop showing it and all their fans begin to think they're fudge-covered crap"

She also, the mike was cut, reportedly said she had never heard of Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner nor ever been interviewed for a part in the stupid thing and that it was probably worse than any movie in the whole world wide world!

'Ever been interviewed for a part in it?' That makes this reporter wonder if she was possibly turned down for a role?

"Slow-moving mummy?????"

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