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Thursday, 19 November 2009

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Banana Boy finished his latest heroic adventure by completing his paperwork

Banana Boy, the newest crime fighting teenage super hero, was victorious in his battle against the dreaded Turnip Gang. Apprehended were Turnip Tom (the leader), Asparagus Bob, Sofie the Onions, and Cauliflower Ears Deano. The quartet are being held without bail in a salad bowl at an Oakland, California maximum security jail and are awaiting trial.

Banana Boy discovered that the group was attempting to substitute nearly inedible vegetables into school lunches (taking place of the fruit cups or cookies). As defending the rights and taste buds of children all over the world is one of his creeds, the Fighting Fruit knew that he had to take a stand.

Using himself as bait, our hero lured the bad guys into a wood chipper and turned them into a blended fruit salad.

Children all around the Bay area will sleep much safer tonight, knowing that the enemies of all they hold dear are now safely behind bars and away from their plates.

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