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Wednesday, 18 November 2009

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Bugner races towards the jungle

Former boxer Joe Bugner is set to have his own 'Rumble in the Jungle' when he becomes the latest to join I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.

The heavyweight hardman is stepping in to replace Camilla Giddyup who quit the show after just five days.

At a press conference today, it was obvious that the Aussie boxer was itching to go in.

"Bring it on" he panted. "I'm taking a barbie with me, so if any of those so-called celebs gets on my wick, I'll roast them alive and eat them."

The celebrities currently toughing it out have no idea who their next camp-mate will be.

Names have ranged from Britney Spears to Joan Collins to Frank Bruno and The Fonz.

The show's producers commented: "We're glad we chose Joe. He'll be great and as long as he doesn't eat anyone, he'll get on just fine."

Watch the celebrities' latest antics on www.shitwhatamIdoinghere.web

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