Written by Ben Macnair
Print this

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

image for Jedward's woes
Jedward, yesterday.

Beloved evil twins John and Edward from some god-forsaken TV show are said to be confused by their new found success.

John, or Edward told us: 'It is completely unbelievable that so many people love us. I mean, in school people loated us and everything that we stood for, but now by having these haircuts and having no talent people no who we are. People shout at things like T****r and W****r at us, and we just love that, as it what we spend a lot of time doing, anyway'

John and Edward are said to be in talks to star in Pantomime next year, somewhere like Rhyll or Bracknell, maybe even Basingstoke.

Make Ben Macnair's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 4?

9 19 14 4
54 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more