Beloved evil twins John and Edward from some god-forsaken TV show are said to be confused by their new found success.
John, or Edward told us: 'It is completely unbelievable that so many people love us. I mean, in school people loated us and everything that we stood for, but now by having these haircuts and having no talent people no who we are. People shout at things like T****r and W****r at us, and we just love that, as it what we spend a lot of time doing, anyway'
John and Edward are said to be in talks to star in Pantomime next year, somewhere like Rhyll or Bracknell, maybe even Basingstoke.