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Wednesday, 18 November 2009

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Dakota, made up to play another character

On the television show Hannah Montana, the characters of sixteen year old Miley Stewart and Hannah Montana are played by Miley Cyrus. This publication has learned that the real name of fifteen year old actress Dakota Fanning is Hannah Dakota Fanning and that she has been playing Miley Cyrus playing Hannah Montana and Miley Stewart.

Fanning, who has been famous as a child actress since acting with Sean Penn in I Am Sam, said that "I did this because I just wanted to punk Ashton. The series became a hit and I was just as big a star on television as I was at the movies."

"When my characters started selling their own line of clothing, toys, lunch boxes, school supplies, and Happy Meal toys, I saw that this role was a real cash cow. I knew that there was no way I could give it up because I needed that money to pay my cell phone bill."

Dakota says that she has no plans to give up the triple role, even though her secret is out. "Politicians get away with it for years, playing a double role and lying about everything in their lives. Just look at Obama!"

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