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Tuesday, 17 November 2009

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"Oh, that's just some silly magazines getting their Jolies", laughed Aniston as she talked to a few of us reporters, yesterday afternoon.

"Now I'm into it with Jolie AND Boyle! What does it matter? OK. I'm sorry Susan. I wouldn't compare your behavior with Angelina's in any way."

Several reporters left immediately and missed a lot in a hurry to get the Boyle thing out and on the web, TV and publications.

Jennifer went on and stated that she was not the person Angelina described at all but that stealing her husband, Brad Pitt, was what Angelina wanted and that, she got.

"I sometimes wonder how Brad feels about all that now."

She then stated that she is not out for revenge and will not turn into the "Fatal Attraction" character that she's been made out to be.

"Jolie is the darling of the press, not me. So please put the mikes away and I'll pose for some pictures, if that's what you want."

After that it was, "See, no ugly stick" and walked away laughing.

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