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Tuesday, 17 November 2009

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Never-Land Ranch- Yesterday for the first time the family and physicians of the late pop icon Micheal Jackson came out with a somber message for fans of Michael and fans of plastic surgery.

It was revealed that the true cause of death was in fact the life saving techniques used to try and save him. When paramedics arrived they found Mr.Jackson unconscious on his Peter Pan comforter inside his Captain Hook Pirate Ship canopy bed.

They immediately removed the naked young children from around him and checked his vitals. They found he was not breathing and had no pulse. They started CPR and after a minute and no response they pulled out the shock paddles.

They prepared him for the first shock and as they let the volts surge through his lifeless body the unexpected happened.

Mr.Jackson's body melted. "Right there before everyone's eyes he just melted like hot wax." said one paramedic. "We, we didn't know what to do or think." Another bystander said "It was like that scene from Indiana Jones where the Nazi opened the Ark of the Covenant."

A grim warning indeed for all people who may choose to reconstruct their bodies with plastic surgery. Doctors across the country are now requiring plastic surgery recipients to wear rubber boots at all times. "This is seen as the simplest way to protect our patients" said one prominent surgeon.

As for the Jackson funeral the family was contacted by a prominent wax museum for a duplicate body for the open casket funeral. The Jacksons did not wax and gratefully excepted the thoughtful gift from the museum.

When the Wax figure arrived for the funeral they found after the body had been dressed and placed in the casket, closer inspection revealed it was actually the replica of Janet his sister. The makers apologized sincerely and promptly came and removed the small breasts from the figurine.

The funeral went without a hitch and media and fans never knew the tragedy behind the tragedy. The Jackson's though after thinking they could meet the same fate decided to go public for the safety of all.

If your wondering what happened to the real Jackson body he was present at the funeral in disguise. The family only thought it proper if he could be present to see the fans who loved him so much and so he could become part of their lives forever.

So special candles were made from his remains to look like naked little angel children and spread around the funeral site so while they burned he could float like a spirit into the bodies of the fans that once adored him. "We all held the candles close to our noses" said a few children "Were happy even though he's not here, he can still be in us."

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