It has been sensationally revealed that to coincide with the formation of the, I feel, quite amusing headline, Jedward have been asked to appear in the long awaited new episode of American wild west adventure Deadwood.
Long since thought to be finished, David Milch's series is to once again ride high in the TV charts. In a massive plot twist, akin to that of the shower scene in Dallas, characters Tolliver and Hearst awake in a hotel bed together in Bedford, England, realising that the last three series were all a weird dream.
Suddenly, in bursts Jedward, in full cowboy gear, shooting their pistols and yelling "yee hah" in Irish accents. They do a rather poor dance routine to Micheal Jackson's 'Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough' and then are both shot by Ian McShane weilding a crossbow.
The scenes have already been shot and energies around the show are positive. Milch said "Jedward are great, I mean real keen lads. Not as annoying as they look on TV."
Milch responded to allegations that the writing on this new series was by no means anywhere near that of previous shows by hocking a greenie at us and flipping the bird.