A seriously shifty looking bloke in a flat cap who claims to have something to do with "The One Show" has revealed that 'his mates' Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley are not on holiday but moonlighting for the middle-eastern Al Jazeera network.
Speaking on an anonymous pay-as-you-go phone (with unlimited internet and texts for only five quid extra a month) from a broom cupboard on the third floor of Broadcasting House, the man, who smells strongly of cats, confirmed that the two hosts were presenting an evening television show for the week on Al Jazeera about various footwear thrown at politicians over the years.
Called "The One Shoe". the programme investigates the various anomalies of the new product placement rules for television in relation to shoes.
There is no truth in the rumour former US President George Bush has opened a shoe store for one-legged persons on the Washington Shopping Mall.