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Saturday, 14 November 2009

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Jedward's Twin Sisters - Jedwina. (But not with curry)

Jedward, Irish twins from Dublin, John and Edward Grimes, tonight confounded their many critics on the X-Factor show by turning a thoroughly unexpected and wholly professional performance in a Queen themed special.

Jedward turned in a damned good show of 'Under Pressure' despite mentor Louis Walsh jogging about with his ruffled hairstyle resembling a senile dementia patient in his seat.

Jedward sang, danced, and pranced about a bit, and remarkably and to everyone's surprise they did it rather well.

Jedward, who had been universally slagged off by the press and the media over the past few weeks, finally emerged triumphant, turning in one of the best performances of the evening.

This commentator doesn't believe that Jedward possess sufficient talent to emerge victorious in the competition overall, but nonetheless we wish the pointy haired young whippersnapper leprechauns all the best.

More as we get it.

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