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Sunday, 15 November 2009

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Kate Gosselin showing what Jon better get back to gettin' before some one else starts gettin' to get it.

BOISE, Idaho - Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 notoriety was in town at The Peeled Potato Convention Center attending The 17th Annual Korean Rock and Roll Music Festival.

The event which features bands from both North and South Korean has grown into a very popular statewide event. And actually, the only other event in Idaho that draws a bigger crowd is Pocatello's Yearly Potato Peeling, Mashing, Cooking, and Eating Championship Tournament which is held each year on Christmas Day.

This year there are a total of 14 bands that are attending the musical festival. A reporter for The Boise Banner Bulletin asked Jon who his favorite Korean band is.

He said that there are a lot of good ones, and added that he actually has three favorites. Chung Hee-Hoo & The Seoul Soul Band, The Duck Dong Chang Trio, and The Yellow Sea High Seas Rice Fryers.

Jon disclosed that when he was in high school he played bass guitar in a local band named The Young Greater Pyongyang Electric Chopsticks.

He was quick to add that even though back then he managed to get a lot of girls, it is nothing compared to the amount of girls he has been getting just since he announced that he was divorcing "King Kate" as he calls his estranged wife.

Jon was asked if he didn't think that the fact that he is a nationally known reality show personality and is on the cover of countless national publications, as well as all over the TV dial may have something to do with some of these good-looking girls being attracted to him.

He smiled, put down his cigar and his bottle of Jack Daniels and replied, "No, hell no, and hell no."

When asked if he was drunk, he answered, "No, shit no, and shit no."

When asked why he was repeating everything he remarked, "I'm not, I'm not."

Jon was asked to comment on the fact that there is talk that he and Kate may be getting back together. He took the cigar out of his mouth and for some strange reason put it in his left ear, with the wet part inside his ear of course.

He laughed. He coughed. And he laughed again. He said that it is true. Jon leaned over and said that "King Kate" calls him every night crying that she misses Chung Chung.

When asked who Chung Chung is Jon grinned and pointed down to his crotch region and said, that Chung Chung is his Dong Dong.

Jon was then asked if he missed Kate's Hoo-Hoo?

He got a puzzled look on his face and asked, "Her what what?"

"You know Jon, her Yum-Yum, her Goody-Goody, her Fuzzy-Fuzzy?

"Oh, you mean her Joy-Joy?"

Just then Jon's cell phone rang. He answered it. He covered up the mic and said that it was Kate Kate and that he had to end the interview. He took the cigar out of his ear and went upstairs.

SIDENOTE: While the Gosselin's show Jon and Kate Plus 8 was on the air, the couple was making $75,000 per episode. And then they both went "all stupid" and started arguing and fighting and talking all this divorce sh*t. But apparently they have both realized that $75,000 divided by two is a whole lot better than 0 (zero) divided by two. Jon and Kate have finally come to their 'financial' senses and they will soon reconcile and both will then play nice-nice because of the tons of money- money.

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