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Thursday, 12 November 2009

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BJ Spit And BJ Swallow Strolling In SC After Meeting Fernando Monte Verde. A Bit Bow Legged.

The world's most interesting man, Fernando Monte Verde caused quite a stir here when he gatecrashed the Bonkette's post gig party.

Heads spun as Monte Verde strolled into the venue at Charleston Air Force Base wearing a white linen suit and smoking a kipper.

Incoming reports suggest that drummer, Fanny Tickler, and vocalist Kathy Legover nee Trembler went weak at the knees at the entrance of the World's Most Interesting Man.

But, as interesting as Fernando Monte Verde may be, he certainly wasn't interested in Fanny or Kathy - oh no. He made a bee-line for lead twin vocalists BJ Spit and BJ Swallow.

"Take it easy man," BJ Spit told the billionaire playboy. "We've already been stalked in SC by some nutjob pole dancing fanatic, with a realy cute therapy dog."

"I mean you lovely ladies no harm," Fernando Monte Verde told BJ Spit. "I come here merely to invite you back to my yacht, with your twin sister, for a red hot threesome."

"Your yacht? You mean you have a yacht?" BJ Swallow blurted.

"Yes, I have a yacht, it's called The Conquest. Would you and your delectable sister care to become the BJ's of 09?"

"Lead the fucking way motherfucker!" said BJ Spit and BJ Swallow in harmony. Like ebony and ivory only a little bit different.

"That'll fucking dink dank do for me," Fernando Monte Verde said as he waltzed off into the night with two of the most beautiful ladies on earth, one on each arm.

"Where do we fit into this?" Fanny Tickler and Kathy Legover nee Trembler wondered aloud.

"Come with me," said PR guru Max Stiffard, leading the ladies away to his boudoir, tipping a wink at Bargis and the revolutionary known only as Colonel Juan. "I really am a cunning linguist."

The Bonkettes world stadium tour is not expected to be affected by developments in Charleston, South Carolina.

BJ Spit and BJ Swallow were unable to comment as they were busy 'noshing.'

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