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Thursday, 12 November 2009

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Carrie Prejean showing the camera her 'better' side.

SALT LAKE CITY - The ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean was in town at a book signing event for her book Still Standing But Listing Badly.

One of the seven persons who was in line asked her if it was true that she had made a sex tape. Prejean was thrown back by the question but after a few moments she admitted that yes she was ashamed to admit that she had in fact made a sex tape but with only herself in it.

A collective "Huh?" was uttered by the people standing in line.

One of the book buyers instantly asked, where is the tape and how much is it?

Carrie blushed and said that there is only one copy and that it is not for sale.

"$50." Someone shouted out.

"$75." Yelled out another.

"$100." Shouted out the store manager.

Prejean became visibly upset and nervous and said that she was sorry but that she had become so shaky that she would not be able to sign anymore books because her autograph would look like chicken scratch.

The California beauty put her high heels back on, grabbed her purse, and her bag of Tostitos and was escorted out of the store by the store manager.

Carrie Prejean has just been voted by F Women's Magazine as the biggest two-faced woman in America. She managed to beat out Sharon Osbourne, Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin, and LeAnn Rimes.

Prejean is so disliked by most Americans that jerks like Kim Jong Il, Hugo Chavez, Osama Bin Laden, and Glenn Beck actually admit that they like her.

The Director of the Psychology Department at Harvard University Dr. Charles Bockwinkle, IV, said that when there is a person who is extremely disliked by a majority of the people, others who are also disliked and even hated (i.e. Osama Bin Laden) will naturally gravitate towards that person and actually say that they like that person just to irritate, agitate, and piss off those who do not like her.

That is specifically the reason why Ann Coulter remains so popular in the talk show circuit. No one likes her, not even her Aunt Fifaletta and Uncle Mezzo, but because she is so highly disliked she attracts those who, again want to piss off good, kind, and caring individuals.

Some experts will say that it falls under the 'go figure' category.

Carrie Prejean's blonde sister in soul, Ann Coulter will be in Mobile, Alabama next week autographing her brand new book entitled, 'Democrats Think That A Woman Can't Be Blonde, Pretty, and Smart - Well Look At Me, One Out of Two Is Pretty Damn Good.

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