Written by Bureau
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

image for The X-Factor's Jedward Receive Hundreds Of TV, Movie Offers As Cowell May Ask Vote Again
"Don't Say That!"

With thousands of complaints coming in to the BBC studios over the Jedward win last week and the handling of the whole affair by Simon Cowell, reports are also coming in fast and furious of offers for movies and television shows for the pair.

"It's amazing, everyone hates what Cowell did last time and want him lynched for Lucie being kicked off the show but the same people say they love Jedward, or at least many do."

Yesterday, Simon Cowell defied the majority of X-Factor fans by saying he may ask for a tie-breaker from fans once again as many perceive that he is trying desperately to hang on to his lads and their future moneymaking abilities.

"Oh, this is not about Me", Cowell reportedly stated yesterday and everyone moved back a step and looked skyward. However, no lightning struck.

But if there is another event on this week's show like last week's offering, all hell may break out, lightning or no lightning!

Rumor: If John & Edward's brother, Richard, join the two, will they go by the name of J.Dickwad?

Make Bureau's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 5?

1 3 9 20
70 readers are online right now!

Go to top