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Wednesday, 11 November 2009

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Britney Spears says she may as well face it and get it over with as she plans to go with the flo and go ahead and get her next breakdown over with.

"It's like that old song by the Stones, here come #19!"

Apparently really down after her latest Circus Tour show in Australia she told our reporter: "Those upside down people are pretty rotten, walking out on my show like they did. I did a great show, just as I have been doing and they get their panties in a wad because I was lip-syncing as I've done everywhere."

"Why, I don't have enough oxygen in my lungs to do both. But they just get up and walk out, demanding their silly money back. It'd be no good anyway as it's probably printed upside down."

One of her managers agreed.

"Britney was doing fabulously until she came here and this bunch of rubes did her dirty. I could just smack their jaws."

But another countered with, "I don't think she's been very happy with the media coverage with all the shows going so well. The number of paparazzi has dramatically decreased since she pulled herself together, and that can't be good for a star's career. The breakdown is way overdue, if you ask me, and you just did."

Both agreed that she will probably wait till she gets back to the United States so the coverage will be better.

"We both have lists of her own very favorite rehabs. 911, here we come!"

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