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Monday, 9 November 2009

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Stage Looked Like Woodstock

Susan Boyle can sing with an angelic voice and be quite charming but after being told by one of the dancers on Dancing With The Stars that her face had been hit with a three-pronged ugly stick, went for his throat and tore up most the stage before the rage subsided whereupon she giggled, placed her hand on her hip and shook her butt.

This is according to a stage hand that has been working hard to help restore the set, who talked to this reporter Saturday night.

"She's usually a sweet lady but she do have a temper", he whistled.

"This is nothing", stated another. "You should have seen the set of Britain Has Talent after someone called her cat a bad name."

The Builder's Bardot, is scheduled to sing "I Dreamed A Dream" from Les Miserables on Dancing With The Stars and workers may have to complete soon as her temper goes as fast as it comes on her.

Pro dancers Tony Dovolani and Chelsie Hightower will perform on the ballroom dance floor as she sings. But both were a little shaky after viewing the set.

"If an ugly stick joke did this, what is she going to do when Kelly Osbourne's mum, Sharon comes in to see her daughter perform?", asked Dovolani.

"We should sell extra tickets for that one", joked Hightower, but then ducked as an ask tray flew overhead from somewhere off stage.

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