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Sunday, 8 November 2009

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Walsh admires a young boy band today !

Louis Walsh, loveable pervert and all round Irish gem shocked the world of entertainment today when his dementia finally revealed itself in a Hiroshima-sized hissy fit.

Walsh, 78, a former catholic priest and a current lover of young boy band Jedward, exploded at fellow X factor hack Simon Cowell, claiming that he had cheated by allowing his acts, the over 75s to sing in the X Factor thus going against the prevailing Walsh-favoured screeching, semi-literate groaning and all round masturbation practiced by his protoges John and Edward.

Walsh actually suffered a massive embolism during the rant and his head exploded in a geyser of sinovial fluid and total shite.

Walsh had to be stretchered off the set of tonight's X Factor and rushed to a room for urgent treatment. It is believed that he was massaged back to health by a bevvy of chirpy Irish teenage boy singers.

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