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Sunday, 8 November 2009

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Britney clearly lip-syncing in Perth, Australia.

PERTH, Australia - Britney Spears Naked At The Circus Concert Tour has hit some pretty rough waters.

The house lights came down, the stage lights went on, and the Louisiana lass came prancing out dressed up as a kangaroo complete with an obligatory pocket.

But before she had even sang her first song the boo birds started in on her. Everyone noticed right away that the blonde diva was lip syncing the song.

One 14-year-old Australian teen Mattie Woodcastle, who was sitting in the front row, middle said that she looked up and she could not believe her eyes, she saw Britney's mouth moving but no words coming out.

Then on the second song she noticed that Britney's mouth was not moving, but her words could be heard.

She looked at her mother, who looked at her grandmother, who said lets get up and get a refund. All three agreed that it was pure unadulterated rubbish.

Mattie's grandmother said that they did not pay an unbelievable amount of money to just sit and have to listen to pre-recorded singing.

Another girl, 12-year-old Ginny Flowerhill said that it was like watching a friggin Godzilla movie, where none of the words and the mouths of the Japanese people are synchronized.

She said that the money she spent for the ticket was real and that she expected the performance to be real as well.

One of the assigned security guards noted that it was very obvious that the audience members were highly incensed especially when during Britney's performance of her hit "Oops!...I Did It Again," the song that was actually coming out of the auditorium P.A. system was Christina Aguilera's "Genie In A Bottle."

A concert spokesperson was asked if the unhappy concert goers could get refunds. He replied no and added that the reason was because the armored truck was already on its way to the bank.

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