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Saturday, 7 November 2009

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A photo of Britney Spears, her bodyguard Biffy Van Gorp, and an unidentifed little girl.

PENSACOLA, Florida - Britney Spears in town on her Naked At The Circus Concert Tour has just announced that she will be making a movie after her present tour concludes.

The 27-year-old Spears said that she will begin filming Romeo and Juliet - The Nude Musical in her home state of Louisiana the week after her concert tour ends.

Spears is excited to announce that starring in the role of Romeo will be Levi Johnston, the 19-year-old ex-future son-in-law of the ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin.

Britney says that she met Levi once, but only briefly while both were standing in line at a Taco Bell in Bangor, Maine.

Spears revealed that she was first offered the role a little over a year ago but said she would only do it if the man of her dreams Matthew McConaughey was cast in the role of Romeo.

At the time McConaughey was filming the high seas pirate adventure drama Damn Barnacles and was unavailable. Later after filming on Damn Barnacles ended he immediately began filming the political adventure drama, The Incredible Adventures of My Stimulus Package.

The producers of the film then asked Britney if it would be okay with her if the role of Romeo was offered to Levi Johnston.

Britney blushed and said that she had just seen Levi's nude photo layout in PlayChick Magazine and she replied that if she could not have McConaughey that Johnston would certainly fit the bill.

Levi was called and he instantly accepted. When asked how he felt starring opposite such a musical icon as Britney, Levi asked, "What's an icon?" The reporter informed him that it was something good.

Johnston was asked about his affair with the star of My Life On The D-List Kathy Griffin. He replied that she was nice and all with some amazing hooters for a 49-year-old woman.

He then stated that because of their 30 age difference that making out with Kathy was like making out with his mother.

He was asked if he had ever made out with his mother. He blushed and said that he had, but only once...and that it was only to win a $20 bet from his grandmother.

SIDENOTE: Levi was asked if his ex-future mother-in-law Sarah Palin is really as good a shot as he claims she is. Levi smiled, spit out some chewing tobacco, and replied that truth be told, half of the moose, caribou, and reindeer that "Snowflake" Sarah has shot were actually asleep at the time that she shot them.

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