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Thursday, 5 November 2009

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The possible "joining together" of Octomom, Nadya Suleman and Jon Gosselin has brought down the wrath of "Save The Earth" Al Gore.

"What kind of message are we sending today's teens who watch these people and their shows?", asked the former Vice President.

Gore was disturbed to say the least after reading about the two being judged recently as #1 and #2 in "Brings along the most baggage" contest in a weekly magazine poll.

According to Gore, overpopulation will bring down this earth almost as fast as the environmental issue.

"This is more a 'mental' issue", exclaimed Gore, although many think it goes deeper down. "Here nations like China are limiting their couples to one child and these two come on the scene. Sometimes I am ashamed of my own nation."

In response, Suleman stated that she is wondering who really has the "mental condition".

"Jon and I will do as we wish" she reportedly told a source. "I get tired of Gore and the pregnant looking Michael Moore telling everyone what to do. Who made them the top bananas?

She then concluded, "A lot of people, like the ones who hung condoms in our trees, follow those two like they are prophets. I'll live my life and they can live theirs."

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