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Thursday, 5 November 2009

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El Skoobio played by Antonio Banderas, pissed as usual singing Roy Rogers tunes!

Quentin Tarantino was so bowled over by the epic Spoof writers saga called "Bordello Falls" that he promptly payed the writers $12 million for the copyright, the right to film it and all related merchandise sold.

Quentin said he had never stopped laughing so much since John Travolta acted in Pulp fiction, and that fucking dance scene well, MAJESTIC!

The participating Spoof writers are now all multi-millionaires but have vowed to continue writing for "worn out plastic buttons" on the Spoof, editor Mark Walton nearly crapped in his pants.

Quentin also divulged to the Spoof who would be playing some main roles in the film:

El Skoobio, pissed up alco sheriff of Bordello = Antonio Banderas pissed up Spanish ex-playboy.

Randy Madame "bordell owner" Bitters = Pamela Anderson (with extra silicone implants for bouncing on drunken punters)

WAN-KIN-DIK, Chinese rebel, leader of Chink uprising, HARD throbbing heart throb = Jackie Chan

The pissgums, pissed up bandidos, cross dressers and transvestites = John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson with their funky hairdos!

Quentin will start filming in the El Paso deserts shortly and has invited all participating Spoof writers to become extras.

Colonel Juan, Skoob, Morse and Jaggedone have special roles as Madame Bitters showgirls doing the Can-Can nightly (dunno about the splits though)!!!

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