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Thursday, 5 November 2009

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Burn Baby Burn - Silicone Inferno!

Peter Andre, estranged husband of strange glamour model cum reality TV star and ultra-successful drunken slapper Katie Price aka Jordan was reported to be clapping his hands and dancing around the garden of his Brighton home like a demented meerkat upon learning that his ex had been burned on a bonfire in Edenbridge UK.

The euphoria was short lived however, as Andre learned that it wasn't really Jordan who had been burned alive, merely a sixty foot high replica of her, ignited by the Edenbridge Bonfire Society during the November 5th bonfire celebrations.

Jordan told us:

"I'm not surprised he'd be happy if I got thrown on a bonfire. That's a side of Pete that the public don't often see. He's not caring and sensitive like what I am. Plus he's got a cock like a button mushroom."

Pete told us that it was a bit of a let down that Jordan hadn't really been incinerated in a bonfire, but added that he lived in hope.

More as we get it.

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