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Thursday, 5 November 2009

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Farrell with no facial hair. Colin who?

Reportedly based on advice from his agent, international women's top ten favorite bad-boy, Colin Farrell has shaved his facial hair, trimmed back his hair style and even tweezed his eyebrows.

The new look was designed to take Farrell away from previous type-casting for gangster, police or Irish terrorist roles and introduce him as a "softer, gentler, metro-sexual leading man", says makeover specialist, Quianna Padlock. "The challenge has been, to get anyone to recognize Colin since the trimming".

Supported by independent news reports from Hollywood Tattler Times, Farrell has been seen in several locations around town but easily ignored as local teenager. "Farrell's rough exterior was completely based on his former unkempt look", says Padlock. "Without the fur, he looks 19 and innocent".

90 days after the makeover and without a single audition call back, or date with any Los Angeles starlet for that matter, Farrell is back to the beard and black leather jacket, telling people on the street to "Sod off".

Farrell will appear in the new movie titled, "The Irish Terrorist", scheduled for release next summer.

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