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Tuesday, 3 November 2009

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Wrong Mike.

Former World Heavyweight Champion and convicted rapist with a tattooed face, 'Iron' Mike Tyson today told Sky News reporter Dermot Murnighan that the questions the newsman put to the former champ were annoying him.

Tyson became agitated when Dermot began asking him about his chequered past and told him so.

Tyson denied that he was about to hit the comeback trail because he's fat, out of shape and forty two years old. He went on to say that he bit Evander Holyfield's ear off because Holyfield had butted him. Hard.

"What can you do when nobody is listening to you?" he protested.

Right. If they don't listen, bite their ear off.

Simple as that.

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