Many Hollywood stars were stunned today as news appeared from several reliable sources that famous Undertaker To The Stars, Claude Dhirt, had been recording his work with deceased Stars for over 40 years, before retiring.
Apparently, he even tried to do a reality show in which he would host and show a different late celebrity each week.
"To be truthful, the old boy is mad as a hatter", stated one sheriff deputy who helped make the arrest. "He actually kept these for years to 'sell' to families on the side to help in his retirement, but then the new reality shows began."
The sheriff himself told this reporter that he also thought that working with dead bodies and using all those poses had driven him mad.
"Me and my deputies and even the governor of the state of California have viewed about ten of the best...uh, first five of over seventy films and believe me, this old guy is sick, sick, sick."
When asked about what would happen to the films now on DVDs, Sheriff Goody stated that they would store them somewhere and then destroy them sometimes after Dhirt's trial which comes up sometimes in 2020.
Meanwhile, Dhirt himself will be spending time at an undisclosed nut house.