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Tuesday, 3 November 2009

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The London Fog Pub where Danyl Johnson met his present male friend.

LONDON - The odds-on-favorite to win the 2009 edition of X-Factor Danyl Johnson managed to sing good enough, to get enough viewer votes to 'live' to sing another week.

After belting out a rendition of Aerosmith's "Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" the 27-year-old openly bi music and drama teacher said that he was going to go out with his male friend.

The two were seen leaving the X-Factor Studio hand-in-hand and walking into the night. A reporter for The London Hand-Held Daily Mirror remarked that the two looked a lot like American Idol's Adam Lambert and his male friend.

Someone asked Danyl what his friends name was and Danyl stuck out his tongue and said that he doesn't have a name.

The happy couple was later seen drinking Crumpet Margaritas at London's infamous Heart, Spade, and Diamond Club.

After the fourth or seventh Crumpet Margarita Danyl reportedly took off his jeans and was dancing in his boxer shorts.

Radcliff Windsorwick a reporter for the BBC went up to Danyl and asked him what his friend's name was.

Danyl smiled and said that his friend did not have a name. Windsorwick took out his cell phone and he placed a call.

After the person answered he asked him if he knew the name of Danyl Johnson's male friend.

Windsorwick thanked the individual and hung up. He then bent down and told Danyl that the name of his male friend is Elmer Corey Shamshire. He went on to say that Elmer's nickname is "Lips of Love."

Elmer Corey is 19-years-old and was born in Twickenham, grew up in Upper Clapton, and presently lives in Pimlico on the banks of the Thames River at 9173 North Norwegian Wood Road.

Danyl's jaw dropped to his chest. It was open so wide you could have easily slipped a cucumber in there sideways.

Johnson said "Blimey!" He then said that he was absolutely right. He asked Windsorwick what the name of the person who gave him that information was.

Windsorwick just smiled. He waited a few moments and then he replied, "The individual does not have a name."

Danyl got up and ran crying to the men's restroom. Elmer followed him and the two emerged 40 minutes later hand-in-hand.

The individual whom Radcliff Windsorwick had called was Larry King, host of Larry King Live.

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