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Monday, 2 November 2009

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According to several articles on the web and two national magazines, Joe Jackson has passed Joe Biden's record of "number of times of putting foot into your mouth" as Michael's dad stated to reporters that his son was worth more dead than when he was alive.

Joe then backed off and said he only meant that Michael's death had drawn attention to him a lot more and if that last tour hadn't taken off, where would we...he be...and that he had rather Michael still be alive than money from all that publicity.

He then apparently placed both feet back in when he stated that Jackson's albums are selling better than anytime since he was on trial for molesting those little rug rats.

Not that he approved. He'd rather have the rug rats unmolested than all the money from all that publicity.

He then reportedly told reporters that he had nothing else to say.

"Why don't you all go talk to those priests who molested those little boys by making them practice singing and dancing for hours on end when they were only three or four years old?"

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