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Thursday, 29 October 2009

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Mariah Carey is being accused by her husband Nick, according to an inside source, of neglecting the fact that they both wanted a baby, but Nick says the battle with the parties and the bottle is interfering.

In response, the source stated, that Mariah indicated that if he couldn't get someone drunk pregnant, he must not be trying all that hard either.

"Nick says she parties so much at night that she sleeps all day and that he's continually having to 'clean up her mess."

Somehow, this reporter could not vision Mariah Carey having a mess to clean up, but then I switched to thinking about Amy Winehouse inside Mariah's body.

"That's the whole trouble, I don't think anyone's getting inside Mariah's body, not even Nick. So there's definitely no baby there."

And to think, these guys have been married for over a year.

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