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Topics: Gay, Adam Lambert

Thursday, 29 October 2009

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Gays are upset at their depiction by one of their own

Two of the largest organizations of homosexuals in the United States have blasted singer Adam Lambert for the cover of his new album. Lambert, who was the runner up on American Idol, has admitted that he is gay.

Bruce Simmons, head of the Super Uber Gay Alliance said that "this has to be just the most flaming picture I've ever seen. Even Richard Simmons with his Rock Hudson blow up doll could not look more gay."

When asked why they opposed the picture, Nigel Towers of the Fudge Packers Local 364 said that "It just gives us all a bad name. Not all of us are fruity, queerbaits like that faggot. It must puts all of us in a bad light."

Fox News commentator Sean Hannity said that "with the gays bashing their own guy, I guess we really don't need to make much comment on this ourselves, which is too bad because I thought he looked kind of cute."

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