HOLLYWOOD - Country music's little sweetheart Taylor Swift was a guest on Dancing With The Stars. The 19-year-old performed two songs without any incident.
One of the shows producers Bernadette Penderlicki said that the show hired six undercover security guards from The Left Coast Undercover Security Guards Agency.
Penderlicki gave strict orders that if any of them even saw Kanye West loitering around outside that he was to be asked to immediately leave the premises. If he refused, she gave strict orders that he was to be pepper sprayed, tasered, handcuffed, and taken downtown to The Los Angeles Police Department Headquarters.
Ms. Penderlicki said that she was not going to put up with any shit from no hip-hop rappin' has-been, M.C. Hammer mother effen wannabee.
Ms. Penderlicki said that she had received a text message from her good friend Toby Keith. She said that Mr. Keith asked her if she would please allow him to sit in the front row during the show.
Penderlicki said that she would be thrilled to have Toby Keith in the building. She said that he could have Sharon Osbourne's front row seat as she had prior commitments to attend the grand opening ceremonies of a Chevrolet dealership in Los Platanos Verdes, Costa Rica.