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Monday, 26 October 2009

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Cheryl Cole relaxing in the backyard of her London mansion.

LONDON - There were all kinds of surprises on the latest edition of X-Factor.

Danyl Johnson the odds-on-favorite found himself in the bottom two and did a Brett Favre - Glenn Beck tear-shedding display.

The trio of Miss Frank also found themselves in the bottom two and ended up going out the door.

And Cheryl Cole. Wow! If sexiness was grains of sand, that gal would certainly have a beach. She wore a gray snakeskin mini-dress that was missing most of the top part. And pretty much most of the bottom part as well.

Simon reportedly whispered to fellow judge Louis Walsh during a commercial that Cheryl was wearing pink knickers.

The 26-year-old brunette singer definitely showed every single inch of cleavage found on her body. Most of the male audience members as well as Simon and Louis were wishing and hoping that little Cheryl would sneeze, turning the 'pups' loose.

The London Hand-Held Daily Mirror recently printed a list of "The Top Ten Luckiest Men in England." At the top of the list was Chelsea footballer and Cheryl's husband Ashley Cole. [EDITOR'S NOTE: The SOB is one lucky SOB indeed.]

An inside source said that three times during the commercials, Simon had to be told by the show's director to please stick his tongue back in his mouth.

And twice Louis was told that several audience members could actually see what was going on with him undeneath the judges table. Louis blushed and he took on the look of the Coventry cat that ate the Canterbury canary.

SIDENOTE: Contrary to what some viewers said, Judge Danni Minogue was indeed at the show, but Cheryl and her 'snuggle pups' absolutely stole the spotlight.

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