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Monday, 26 October 2009

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Two of the three Balloon Boys, Eagle and Hawk. Woodpecker was next door trying to light the neighbor's pit bull on fire.

HOLLYWOOD - Chula Vista Pictures has just signed the three Heehaw brothers, also known as, The Colorado Balloon Boys to star in a full length motion picture entitled, The Three Stooges - The Early Years.

The film's director Winslow Windowfelt said that he has been trying to cast the three lead characters for the past six months with no luck.

He said that when he saw the three Heehaw brothers in the video which their father Richie "Balloon Papa" Heehaw shot and put on U Tube he knew he had his three little stooges.

Windowfelt said that 6-year-old Eagle will portray Moe, 8-year-old Hawk will play the part of Larry, and 9-year-old Woodpecker will star as Curly.

The film will take place during the final years of World War 2. The three young little stooges will be shown working as bullet makers in a South Dakota munitions factory. After one of the boys gets fired (no pun intended) for stealing some of the bullets, they get a job as shoe shine boys.

Unlike most shoe shine boys who work alone, the three little stooges work as a team. While little Moe is shining the left shoe, little Larry is shining the right shoe, and little Curly is doing magic tricks, like making M&M's turn into rabbits, juggling bowling balls, and sawing a volunteer off the street in half.

The boys are soon discovered by factory mogul Karl Caddywicker who was visiting Mount Rushmore with his estranged wife's boyfriend's estranged wife.

Caddywicker is truly impressed by the boys work ethics and he hires them to work in his child labor oceanic mine assembling plant in Aberdeen for 3 cents an hour.

While there the three little stooges meet Lorenzo Lorenselli-Spigarelli, who convinces the boys to let him become their manager.

Since Lorenselli-Spigarelli has a suitcase filled with strawberry flavored gumballs, salt water taffy, candy cigarettes, and real cigarettes the boys eagerly accept his offer.

He takes the boys to Hollywood where they meet the legendary movie maven Cecilia Bea De Milktoast. She instantly falls in love with the way the little boys hit each other on their noses, slap themselves on their mouths, bite each others ears, and make that strange little 'nyuk, nyuk, nyuk' sound.

Ms. Milktoast signs the boys to appear in their first motion picture, The Three Little Frickin' Stooges Visit Mount Rushmore.

In other news. Billionaire Mark Cuban, owner of The NBA Dallas Mavericks, has reportedly decided not to buy the state of California afterall.

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