LONDON - The Duchess of Cornwall did a fairly good job on her cha cha cha dance number which she performed with Strictly Come Dancing Judge Craig Revel Horwood at London's St. Chips Welsh Primary School.
The Duchess dressed in a blue dress, black pumps, and lavender knickers, showed that at 62, she can still get down with the best of them.
Horwood, (who's name is pronounced WHORE-wood), at 42, is young enough to be Camilla's son complimented the Duchess saying that she had natural rhythm, perfect timing, and tons of money.
Camilla showed some fancy hip action as well as marvelous control of her upper torso and inner thighs. And when Horwood picked her up and flipped her in the air catching her just inches above the floor the whole room went uooooooo and ahhhhhhh.
But the thing that really amazed the room full of school kids, teachers, and reporters was when Horwood flipped her up in the air and the Duchess landed on here toes and immediately went into the splits.
One teacher smiled and remarked that, that alone was worth the price of admission. Camilla was asked if she was tired and she replied that she was a little but that she could continue dancing for another 10 minutes.
Prince Charles was asked what he thought about his wife dancing with Craig Revel Horwood. Charles smiled and said that it was okay just as long as he did not touch her on any of her royalty parts.
When Charles was told that Horwood did in fact touch her hands, he grinned and said that she was probably wearing gloves. When told she wasn't, he shook his head and remarked that he would get his chief clerk started on the exile papers for Mr. Horwood.
The Duchess of Cornwall was asked for her four favorite British things. She answered English muffins, Strictly Come Dancing, Russell Brand, and Manchester United.
CREDITS: Thanks to Camilla for giving me a ride to my hotel. And thanks also to Sir Paul McCartney for the gold-plated microphone, wow! that was very, very nice.